Naomi Campbell is pure evil

asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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nickelbackthatassup:

u know when Harry gets real exciting during a song and does those wild punches to the beat. That’s me when I listen to happily

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

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I love talking to myself

I hate when people mistake me for my damn little sister

ddryeyes:

mooshroomsoup:

bundledupinhislove:

selahtime:

good for the soul

ah, the sparks of a campfire. good things.

This has to be the most calming thing..

i always reblog this

ddryeyes:

mooshroomsoup:

bundledupinhislove:

selahtime:

good for the soul

ah, the sparks of a campfire. good things.

This has to be the most calming thing..

i always reblog this

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slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

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grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

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